I was greeted this morning by my husband with the following.
Husband: "I am watching the funniest movie with Woody Harrelson about zombies. You wouldn't like it, because of the blood and gore, but if you could watch it with your eyes closed...."
Me: Why is there so much blood and gore?
Husband: Because they are zombies.
Me: That doesn't answer the question.
Husband: They are zombies Sharon.
Me: I know nothing about zombies. Why is there so much blood and gore?
Husband: "I am watching the funniest movie with Woody Harrelson about zombies. You wouldn't like it, because of the blood and gore, but if you could watch it with your eyes closed...."
Me: Why is there so much blood and gore?
Husband: Because they are zombies.
Me: That doesn't answer the question.
Husband: They are zombies Sharon.
Me: I know nothing about zombies. Why is there so much blood and gore?
Husband: Zombies eat people.
Me: Why?
Husband: Because they are zombies!
Me: Looks like I am going to have to Google zombie. Think Wickipedia has a zombie entry?
I found this on Don't Eat My Brain, an archive for zombie types.
That seems a little vague. There are many people I know that would fit this description. I could even fit that description on certain days.... Yikes! 
Gots to order a 6 pack.
